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The ANT-FM Podcast

Our guests can be anyone, as long as you can hold up your end of the bargain. We talk about anything and everything and work hard to keep it interesting.

Lets not fool ourselves, the inmates are running the asylum! If you are interested in being a guest on the ANT-FM podcast simply contact us here.

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Podcast Episodes

Episode 123

The Mirror
Featuring Producer Dan

Me and Producer Dan finally get together after a few months off and talk about a LOT! Bonus, Producer Dan plays a Jeff Beck tribute live! GREAT times! 

Episode 122

Back Together
Featuring Doc and John

Finally, the gang is all here! Doc and Citizen John show up and it's business as usual! Were getting the band back together!

Episode 121

Citizen John
Featuring John the Citizen

So, it's another Sunday and this time Citizen John MIGHT show up...eventually! Its time for a little rebranding and maybe we will try out a new image. (if he ever gets here...)

Episode 120

Another Good Question
Featuring Doc

And yet, ANOTHER Sunday with me and Doc chatting it up! Lenny is on Sports and i dont know whos on Weather.

Episode 119

Good Question
Featuring Doc

Another Sunday, another me and Doc chatting it up! Topics include whatever the fuck we want!

Episode 118

Are You Ready?
Featuring Doc

We're back and so is the NFL! It's the first episode of season 7 and me and Doc are just doing what we usually do! We call Uncle Lenny for the sports update and we catch up on Doc's birthday!

Episode 117

The Worst
Featuring Producer Dan

Producer Dan is back and we get another one of his "great lists"! It's TV Guide's 50 worst TV shows. We dive into that and more nonsense!

Episode 116

Farewell
Featuring The Supreme Chairman

So, the Supreme Chairman is taking his talents to Japan. We catch up and say our goodbyes before he takes on his new gig over seas. Don't worry, he's still OUR Supreme Chairman and he lets us know it!

Episode 115

Indistinct Chatter
Featuring Producer Dan

At long last Producer Dan is in the house! This one pulls out all the stops as we cover everything from 80’s television to Sleepy Joes latest nap.

Episode 114

Herpes
Featuring Doc and John

Doc and Citizen John come by and we have an interesting conversation about Russia, Buffalo and of course, herpes!

Episode 113

Antvengers Assmble
Featuring Sharon Darrow

Antvengers, today I sit down with Sharon Darrow of the Northern California Authors and Publishers to hear about the upcoming event that Me and the Wizard will be hosting. She also let's us in on a little ghost story!

Episode 112

Antvengers Assemble!
It's Farm Days!

It's Farm and Tractor Days in Rio Linda so I sit down with the Wizard and Jason from the Rio Linda Historical Society. Let's see how we can help.

Episode 111

Long Live the King!
Featuring Producer Dan

In a very special Different Strokes, Producer Dan stops by and we pay our respects to my Dad's passing by indulging in some of his greatest moments on the air. This one goes out to anyone who has ever lost a parent and wanted a last conversation with them. Please enjoy this one and hug your parents when you see them. Long Live the Alien King!

Episode 110

Double Overtime!


Featuring Doc and Uncle Lenny

So....Doc and Citizen John are here and we talk about stuff like we always do. However, we get into a conversation with Uncle Lenny that takes an odd turn. He and John are wound up and I couldn't be happier! Get ready for a deep dive! It's Double OT!

Episode 109

Untitled Episode
Featuring Doc and Uncle Lenny

This one was so big we couldn't decide on a title! Citizen John is here while Doc is in the big D! We have some of our usual rants and then call Uncle Lenny for some football talk!

Episode 108

Overtime!
Featuring Doc and Uncle Lenny

Citizen John and Doc are back and we end up going down a rabbit hole! This might be our longest episode yet! We get to talk to some football with Uncle Lenny and you know how that goes!

Episode 107

Supreme!
Featuring Mr. Bill

The Supreme Chairman of the People’s Republic has returned! Mr. Bill is in the house with his patented blend of style and substance. This is part 2 of a full morning of podcasts. It’s a marathon cause we got a lot to say today so tune in and find out what’s been happening with the chairman.

Episode 106

Antsgiving
Featuring Producer Dan

Producer Dan stops by on a holiday week and we discuss all things holiday. We even get a little news in but all of it seems like crap so come in and join us for some festive holiday fun. We relive a few Christmases of the past and even discuss why Thanksgiving tends to get passed over these days. Come on in and have some Ant Nog.

Episode 105

Pussyfying
Featuring Doc and Uncle Lenny

The Echo is back and wont go away! Doc is in the house and sounds like the house is really big (cause of the echo, get it?) If only they had a producer in the house! Topics include career changes, underwater basket weaving and the pussyfying of America.

Episode 104

Reverb
Featuring Doc and Citizen John

This episode has it all! Doc, Angry Fireman John (who will be henceforth referred to as “Concerned Citizen John”, Lenny, Football, Life, Love, Tragedy, Triumph. Eh, you get it, just tune in and find out whats going on and why we cant seem to get rid of all that reverb!

Episode 103

Blockbuster
Featuring Doc and Uncle Lenny

It’s Sunday and Doc is in the house! This time he is fresh from the movie theater where he caught the epic “Dune”. Did he like it? Will it get 4 ants? Also we are joined by Uncle Lenny who has been red hot with his football commentary lately. Don’t miss it!

Episode 102

Antvengers Assemble
Our Sisters House

Today on a very Antvengers Episode we are joined by Our Sisters House to discuss how we can help women in need.

Episode 101

Time Out
Featuring Doc and Uncle Lenny

Its Sunday and it’s time for some Football! I am joined by Doc and Uncle Lenny as we do our usual Sunday thing. Topics include tune in and find out!

Episode 100

Subjective!
Featuring Doc and Uncle Lenny

We have finally hit episode 100! It has been a long and hard road to get this far so we celebrate by taking the piss out of Rolling Stone's new Top 500 Songs of All Time List. Seriously, who comes up with these?

Episode 99

Bradyhater
Featuring Doc and Uncle Lenny

This week Doc joins me for our usual Sunday fun. Uncle Lenny is here to keep the NFL in check but does he secretly love or secretly hate Tom Brady? We do our best to get to the bottom of this.

Episode 98

Opening Day!
Featuring Doc and Uncle Lenny

Are you ready for some football?? We are and so is Uncle Lenny! We also talk about a bunch of other stuff since its been too long since we had Doc in the chair. Turns out all we needed was Doc to keep Lenny in line! Not! He's been saving it up since last season so get ready!

Episode 97

Antvengers
Chicks in Crisis

Today I sit down with a member of Chicks in Crisis. This fantastic organization saves babies around the world and assists young mothers in times of crisis.

Episode 96

Flurte Solo
Featuring Producer Dan

Producer Dan stops by on a holiday and we talk about stupid stuff! Its game show hosts and TV cops today! Who wore it better? Find out as we take you down an extra long road revisiting some classic characters of television's past. As for the title, I think he meant to say "flute" but it came out "flurte" so i kept it. Anyway, if you have a flurte solo in your song you might not make the charts.

Episode 95

The Endless Podcast
Featuring Producer Dan

It's time to get back to our roots. Producer Dan stops by and we catch everyone up on what we did last summer. Topics include the best and worst ways to pull out of a country, best dressed Taliban members, the latest recipes from your most infected COVID state and much, much more! We talk so much we broke the mouse and couldn't end the show! Slow thinking saves the day or we would still be in the studio!

Episode 94

The Hangover
Featuring Producer Dan

Producer Dan stops by to celebrate July 5th! Thats Independence Day Hangover to you! We pack all kinds of stuff into a 2 hour special that is sure to put the cherry on your holiday weekend.

Episode 93

Liquifaction
Featuring the Wizard

The Wizard is in the house and things are off the hook! Will he last the entire episode or will he bring the house down around him? Im sure things will turn out fine for most of us at least.

Episode 92

Heavy Lumber
Featuring Producer Dan

After a long hiatus, Producer Dan is back in the house and today we go off! Topics include the our usual political bullshit, some orange bashing, cyber hacking, wedding disc jockeys, trucks getting smashed under bridges, the shittyness of republicans, the popularity of militias, the Olympics and the price of 2x4's. Oh and we talk about some other stuff too. Its like 2 hours. Better buckle up!

Episode 91

Orange Slime
Featuring the Wizard

The Wizard is back and he couldn't wait! He has things to say! He cannot and will not be stopped or even detained at the border. Topics include deep space, deeper space and the dark side of the moon. Oh and politics. Lots of politics.

Episode 90

Antvengers Assemble!
Americas Homeless Vets

This time I sit down with Randall Britt of America's Homeless Vets. He has some great information and he's a great guy to chat with! We're DEFINITELY doing this again!

Episode 89

Deja Vu
Featuring Producer Dan

It's another Wednesday and the Wizard is being his wizardly self! We FINALLY get to talk about the hash dens of Morocco!

Episode 88

Mad as Hell!
Featuring John and Doc

John the Angry Fireman is back with Doc and it was intense! He's been out for a while but, he's back and it's about time! Maybe one of our best conversations yet. (If I do say so myself!)

Episode 87

Orange Slime
Featuring the Wizard

Another week and we're still arguing about unions and the state of things in the country. I've finally learned how to push his buttons and I'm enjoying my new toy!

Episode 86

You Again?
Featuring The Wizard

We still have barely scraped the surface with this guy! He hit a hot button this time and we get into it a little bit! He may be the Wizard but, he forgot I'm the Ant! Let's go!

Episode 85

Antvengers Assemble!
American River Conservancy

As part of our ongoing community outreach, I got to sit down with Elena from American River Conservancy to see how we can help out this worthy organization!

Episode 84

Good Times
Featuring Coco

This time Coco is in town and we got the Antvenger to come by and chat for a bit! We talk about a little of everything! Always a good time when Coco is in the house!

Episode 83

Jibber Jabber
Featuring The Wizard

So we're still having fun with the Wizard and his jibber jabber (his words, not mine). A wealth of knowledge and madness and we get to hear it all!

Episode 82

Ivory Jones
Featuring Producer Dan

It's been a LONG time since we did one of these the old school way! Me and Producer Dan finally get a chance to sit down and record a regular podcast like the good old days! No audience, just 2 guys and some mics. Old Skool!

Episode 81

Rediculous!
Featuring The Wizard

Me and the Wizard get a little more serious this time because I'm a little pissed off about some things! It's time to talk about some issues before we get to his jibber jabber! It's rediculous!

Episode 80

70's Porn Potato
Featuring The Wizard

This time, I had some things to get off of my chest and some important things to talk about. The Wizard certainly has some stories but, this time current events is up! Come and get a 70's porn potato!

Episode 79

Unleashed Pt3
Featuring The Wizard

Yeah, I'm still pealing layers off of the onion that IS the Wizard! We continue to talk about a lot including a racism rant that would rival the Angry Fireman!

Episode 78

Antvengers Assemble!
Habitat for Humanities

In our continuing efforts to help the community, I sit down with Habitat for Humanity to see how we can help them!

Episode 77

Unleashed!
Featuring The Wizard

Me and the Wizard continue our conversation about the Great Cosmic Lottery!

Episode 76

Great Cosmic Lottery
Featuring The Wizard

I've been wanting to interview this guy since I met him! Today, I finally got to. Ron Sheckler goes by the Wizard and he has a very interesting story...Ok, to be fair, he has MANY interesting stories! I'm guessing this won't be the last time he and I sit down together!

Episode 75

Celeb-U-Tards
Featuring Producer Dan

We have hit 75 episodes and are rapidly approaching 10000 downloads of our podcast! Producer Dan joins me in the Anthill for an extended episode and we are all over the road. Also, if you happen to find yourself putting Gorilla Glue on your head to hold your "forever ponytail" in place then you might be a Celeb-u-tard!

Episode 74

The Uncommon Stoners!

Wow, here's something REALLY different. We've opened our format to try something out and this is it! The Uncommon Stoners is a new podcast we're trying on Ant Fm that's about pop culture, sport, entertainment music and...well cannabis and that industry. GotM, Johni Boi Lopez are joined with their partner Reeks.

Episode 73

Bosom Buddies
Featuring Jason Pelletier

This time I'm the third wheel in this episode! DJ Cubed is here with one of his fellow math teachers and I'm basically along for the ride!

Episode 72

ANTvengers Assemble!
Featuring Demetrius Stone

This is the first in a series of podcasts that we want to do featuring non-profits, volunteer organizations and charities. This is an opportunity for you to hear about some of these organizations and see if you're interested in helping them out! First up: Big Brothers and Big Sisters and their new CO Demetrius Stone.

Episode 71

Jack of All Trades
Featuring DJ Kadence

DJ Cubed and I sit down with DJ Kadense. This dude is into a LOT of stuff AND trying to DJ too, during a pandemic! It's chaos but; hey, this is the new normal!

Episode 70

Triple Cover
Featuring Producer Dan

Producer Dan is in the house celebrating his brother in laws birthday. We celebrate the last daze of Orange 45 by getting in a few last shots. We are under triple cover so don't give us away.

Episode 69

Dre Day on the Track
Featuring Kaylin and Mr. Andre

This time I talk with Kaylin's dad. Kaylin had to get that talent from somewhere and I think I may have found out where! Good conversation with 2 artists from different generations.

Episode 68

Insurrection, I Tell You!!
Featuring Doc and John

You guessed it, John is still angry but, not necessarily about what you might think. He has more on his mind. Doc is here but, John is in control today! We also talk to Uncle Lenny about the playoffs.

Episode 67

Wear Your F**king Mask!
Featuring Doc

Doc is back from his bout with Covid. Uncle Lenny is back to go over the playoff picture. We're just BACK! Can we finally put this Covid thing behind us?!

Episode 66

Technical Difficulties
Featuring Producer Dan

We work through some crazy technical difficulties to make this episode happen! Then we're back in the groove!

Episode 65

NOT False Advertising!
Featuring Abs 1

If you have enough nerve to call yourself Abs 1...you better have some abs! This guy is SERIOUS about his business! If you're not motivated after listening to this one...

Episode 64

TAG, You're it! (take 2)
Featuring DJ TAG

This is one of my favorite podcasts to date. I got a second chance at interviewing DJ Tag and it was one of the best times I've had. His family got involved and we had a ball! At the end, you'll notice he's getting set up for a Antsclusive mix. You have to have the app to hear it!

Episode 63

Even More Serious!
Featuring The Supreme Chairman of the People's Republic

Never a dull moment when the Supreme Chairman of the People's Republic is here! I don't even need to say anything else!

Episode 62

Back in Charge (not quite)
Featuring Charles in Charge

It's been a while since Charles shared his wild story of murder for hire plots but, he's come back with an update and a new crazy story!

Episode 61

Life Therapy
Featuring Kaylin Maurice

This was a very inspiring episode with artist Kaylin Maurice. If you are a fan or you never heard his music before, this is a great chance to get to know him and check out his music!

Episode 60

There is no "Hispania"!
Featuring Coco

This time I have a conversation with Coco and his neighbor Rosa. I try to understand how so many Hispanics voted for orange 45 and then we chat about the rest of the craziness!

Episode 59

Landslide!
Featuring Doc

We talk about the "landslide" that some people are on the wrong side of and the craziness that goes along with it! It's Sunday so we check in with Uncle Lenny too! Good times were had by all!

Episode 58

Triple Threat!
Featuring Adam Aldama

This episode DJ Cubed is back and he brought entertainer extraordinaire Adam Aldama with him. We get to talk about anything and everything! This guy does it all, DJ, singer, artist, writer. Good times!

Episode 57

Charity
Featuring Doc

It's Sunday Funday and me and Doc are talking about the usual...including the ongoing f*ckery! We get into a little football with Uncle Lenny AND we go off the rails as usual!

Episode 56

W.A.P. Weak Ass Players
Featuring Producer Dan

It's another week with Producer Dan! We unveil the musical summary WAP! I don't want to explain it! You have to listen to it to get it! Followed by our usual madness!

Episode 55

After the Fire!
Featuring Doc and John

This is our regular Sunday episode but, this time, John the Angry Fireman is with us! We talk some election crap and some football with Uncle Len. You know... the usual!

Episode 54

F**kery
Featuring DJ Cubed

Sunday Funday so me and Doc talked some football and once again tried to stave off an international incident with Ben and Musa! Oh, and there MAY be a movie as bad as Rubber!

Episode 53

Motorboating
Featuring Doc

This is our regular Sunday episode so me and Doc talk a little football with Uncle Lenny BUT, more importantly, I finally get Ben in the chat to defend his "I don't care for the U.S. as a country" statement!

Episode 52

Cubed
Featuring DJ Cubed

This time, DJ Cubed shows up and we talk a LOT about DJ'ing. As usual, we switched gears and go into some education and our normal madness!

Episode 51

Vanilla Isis
Featuring Producer Dan

Are you ready to vote? Well, Producer Dan and I blunder our way through the Sacramento voters guide in an attempt to bring some humor to the choices at hand? Tune in to find out where we lie on the issues. Topics include Benito Cheeto and his latest adventures, bad nicknames and the future of Americas voting safety.

Episode 50

S.C.O.T.P.R.
Featuring Mr. Bill

Our Supreme Chairman of the People's Republic is back! There's always room for organ harvesting, right? It's getting closer to election time and Mr. Bill hasn't changed his mind yet. He still has some policies he wants us to hear about. Strap in, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

Episode 48

Back to the 80s!
Featuring Producer Dan

A bit of a break today, no politics, no hate, Its all about the 80's. Producer Dan and I relieve our childhoods and pick apart the icons and images of the last great decade. Come on in and get totally awesome

Episode 47

Refurbished
Featuring Doc

My Sunday crew join me for some talk about the new level of crazy this administration has brought about this week. Uncle Lenny joins us for Sports. Come and get Refurbished so we can sell you again.

Episode 46

Christmas in October
Featuring Doc and John

Do I even need to say what this one is about?! Orange 45 is now Covid 45 and I can't even contain myself! We also get in to some other topics and of course, we call my Uncle Lenny to talk some football. (It's football season, what do you expect?!) John the Angry Fireman is back and although I'm happy, he's STILL angry.

Episode 45

Kneecapping
Featuring Producer Dan

Producer Dan joins me for a discussion of the kneecapping of American democracy. We explore drinks from our childhood and my cousin joins us for an update on distance learning. Are you ready to go back to school?

Episode 44

Any Given Sunday
Featuring Doc

Doc and I spend our Sunday enjoying the finer points of football and politics. My uncle joins us for a segment and give us his picks. Anything can happen on any given Sunday so you had better bring your "A" game.

Episode 43

R.I.P. RBG, DDB and Other Acronyms
Featuring Doc

Me and Doc are back and we're talking about RBG, fantasy football among other things. We call my Uncle to get his take on this weeks games. Is it me or is 2020 getting worse?!

Episode 42

C'mon Bruh
Featuring Doc

Finally! Things get back to normal at the ant cave. Doc is here. Football is on and life is good. We even call up uncle Lenny to get his take on the day's action. Geez, its not ALL about football. But yeah, It really is.

Episode 41

The Whole 9 Yards
Featuring Producer Dan

Are you ready for some FOOTBALLLLLL? Well, we are! I team up with Producer Dan and my Uncle Lenny for an episode full of the gridiron. Want to know where your team ranks with my uncle? Find out if the Cowboys will make it or break it in the land of COVID football. Nuthin but sports on the FM dial today.

Episode 40

Devisive
Featuring Mr. Bill

Fan favorite Mr. Bill returns to hang out with me and we compare trip notes as we have both covered hundreds of miles since his last visit. Rest assured Bill brings it as we discuss everything under the sun in a world were everyone is divisive. Check your arguments at the door people.

Episode 39

Musical Therapy
Featuring Doc and John

Not so Angry Fireman John and Doc join me for some fun stories, we discuss music, movies, and we even hear some original music for the first time from his cousin Bree. She is an up and coming musician who is moving to L.A. to try and make it. Come on in and check her out.

Episode 38

Static
Featuring Producer Dan

What is that damn noise that is plaguing our podcast? Is it crappy equipment? Crappy engineering? Stupid hosts? Producer Dan and I get to the bottom of it, or at least I hope we do. We do our thing and then we talk about movies. Movies you've seen, haven't seen, want to see, wish you didn't see and we even re-write a few scripts and smack down a director or two. That's a wrap folks.

Episode 37

Fried Shark
Featuring Coco

Today I am joined by a special guest. Hippy David's brother Coco stops by and we discuss everything under the sun. Topics include the best of East Coast sports, the best way to prepare a shark for eating, Bar B Q's, Burgers, Breweries, you name it! This episode is on point so tune in and keep your hands inside the boat.

Episode 36

Diabolically Transparent
Featuring Producer Dan

You ever have one of those days where you start the day by calling out the leadership of your country and finish it by the leadership announcing that you are right? Well, neither did Producer Dan and I until today. Topics include the scuttling of the US postal service, fast tracking your Soviet vaccine, Spider Man's personal problems and how to properly pronounce our future VP's first name.We even whip the magic 8 ball out and ask it everything you wanted to know. Tune in for some stupid.

Episode 35

White Simba
Featuring Producer Dan

You ever had one of those days where you just go off topic and head on down to a completely different conversation? I sit down with Producer Dan and we just ramble. Topics include the best and worst of 1983, disney knock offs, dinosaurs with cancer, the best way to purchase items from a dude in a trench coat and the death of America's favorite old fart. Someone please open a window.

Episode 34

The New Normal
Featuring Producer Dan

Welcome to the new normal! It's the same as the old normal but now it's new and improved! Producer Dan is back and we discuss daily life in the time of sanitizing and distancing. Topics include: Going to Mars, Cologne Samples, Tropical Trump, and the late great John Saxon. Are you normal? You might not be after this episode.

Episode 33

Hosed!
Featuring John

I am back in Cali and back on the air after 6000 miles of America. In this amazing episode I sit down with Fireman John with the intent of discussing movies, sports and all things entertainment. What I got was another visit from the angry fire brigade. Put some protective gear on for this one or run the risk of getting hosed.

Episode 32

And Now... Sports!
Featuring My Family

I am on my last day on the East Coast so I wrap things up with my family by talking sports. Will sporting organizations succeed in bring back our beloved pastimes safely or will they crash and burn? Find out how your sport ranks in return on this amazing installment.

Episode 31

Nicknames
Featuring My Dad

I am still in our Nation's capitol so in this episode I sit down and have a deep discussion with my father the alien king. This time we leave the aliens behind and explore other weirdness like how you just have to deal with the nickname you are dealt sometimes. Come and celebrate family strangeness in this exciting installment.

Episode 30

Ants Odyssey II
Featuring Producer Dan

This week we get back into it. I check in with Producer Dan and we spend some time reviewing the past week. We discuss how to get across the country in 4 days, the orange one's latest moves, how many gas station attendants were wearing masks in Nebraska and why you have to give Radio Shack your phone number every time you buy batteries. Come and get stupid, you know you missed us.

Episode 29

Ants Odyssey I
Featuring Producer Dan

Ant begins his trip across country to pick up his mom and drive her back here to Cali. Here he checks in from the road to discuss his travels and let us know how the food is in Wyoming. Saddle up and lock and load cause this one is pretty quick.

Episode 28

The Drive Thru
Featuring Producer Dan

In another exciting installment from the anthill, Producer Dan and I ramble on about the best way to remove protesters from the hood of your car. Other musings include Texas Oil, Uncle Remus and statue removal. Please keep your hands and arms in the podcast at all times.

Episode 27

This Damn Pendulum!
Featuring Kareem Daniels

Kareem is back and we chat about all kinds of shit! Mainly, the weird trajectory of current events! So much shit, so little time!

Episode 26

Extremes
Featuring Producer Dan

Why did we name this episode Extremes? Because it was better than naming it "Toothpaste & Orange Juice"! Producer Dan and I kick around some statue dropping, NASCAR hating, convention ditching and we place our apricot in chief under the microscope to analyze his next move. All this and a bag of of chips so tune in!

Episode 25

The Angry Fireman
Featuring Doc and John

Doc and John are back! We tried to talk about some baseball and some TV but, guess what? John is still pissed! It's not all anger but, he was not done!

Episode 24

ANTface!
Featuring Producer Dan

In this exciting installment, Producer Dan and I hold a retirement party for our least favorite aunt. We also kick around the violence befalling our nations statues, the looney tunes catalog, blackface, whiteface and who wore it worst, and race riots. If you missed it live on our soon to be released app just come on in and put on your antface.

Episode 23

The Alien King Returns
Featuring My Dad

My dad, the Alien King is back! There have been some newly declassified incidents and he's ready to inform us about them! We get into a few other topics but, the "greys" are the major topic today!

Episode 22

Reunion
Featuring Producer Dan

Producer Dan is back! We dissect the current state of affairs and how the atomic cheeto is handling things. Topics also include franchise killer movies and a short but concise book review about the excesses of the 1970's. Really. Its a lot of stupid for one hour so buckle up.

Episode 21

Enough is Enough!
Featuring Doc and John

This one is a little different because the world is little different. Actually, maybe it isn't different at all and that's the problem. Doc is back and our friend Fireman John is with him and we talk about social justice, inequality and just being angry. You thought I was angry? John is pissed! This one could be a little polarizing. Just remember, the views expressed here...blah blah blah!

Episode 20

The OTHER Hippy
Featuring Hippy David (and his wife)

Hippy David is back and he has backup! His wife is with him this time to make sure we're on our best behavior! He helps me finish the planter box project and we talk about the country re-opening! We're testing something new during this episode but, you'll have to listen to find out what! More on that to come!

Episode 19

Super Duper Missiles!
Featuring Producer Dan

It's getting hotter! Dan and I discuss The Orange One and his "super duper missiles", Reality stars going rogue, Wisconsin Bars opening up and get into it about books vs movies. We are open for curbside screwup!

Episode 18

Whos in Charge?
Featuring Charles (not quite) in charge

On this episode, I sit down with a friend of my son that has a story he wants to tell. It's a wild ride that had me wondering what ELSE is going to happen! Buckle up!

Episode 17

Not THAT Mr. Bill
Featuring Mr Bill

If you were expecting a certain character from your past who is made out of clay to be getting fucked up on this episode you would be wrong. (If you dont know, search Mr Bill on You Tube) Trust me. This special guest is much better.

Episode 16

MissANTventure!
Featuring Producer Dan

We try to cut our COVID talk to a minimum and do our best to lay off "The Orange One" but Producer Dan and I head down some hard roads. The only way out was to travel back in time and play a computer game from 1981. Badly.

Episode 15

Wash Your Butthole?
Featuring Kareem Daniels

Today we get a guest in that has a lot of pokers in the fire! Comic, writer, photographer, he's trying to do it all! We talk about it all this time, covid (of course) politics, and the topic of the day had to do with washing your butthole! Clearly, things are coming off the rails!

Episode 14

The Doctor is IN
Featuring Doc

After all the talk, Doc has finally made it to the Ant Cave! He definitely had some catching up to do! We finally get Doc's opinion on the virus and we talk about a BUNCH of shit! You know how WE do!

Episode 13

Hot Garbage
Featuring Producer Dan

Producer Dan is back in the studio with me and we do our absolute best not to discuss disease, distance or anything that has to do with masks. Instead we nerd out on Star Wars and make a bunch of stuff up. The ANT is strong in this one...

Episode 12

The Vibe
Featuring Julian

In this crazy dispatch from the Ant Hill I am joined by a man who asked to be referred to as "Julian" although he changes it midway through the episode. Alcohol may or may not have been consumed. Police are still looking for clues to what went on this night, so tune in and see if you can figure out what is going on.

Episode 11

Crazy, But Normal
Featuring Hippy David

Week...7, 8 who knows?! I'm not even sure what day it is...David is back and we talk about all kinds of shit! Things are still crazy but, we're making it normal! (Still no greens though!)

Episode 10

Overachievers
Featuring Producer Dan

Today we salute the overachievers! You know who you are! If you see a giant red ant running after you during your morning jog at 8am don't be alarmed! Its just how we show love. Anyway, Dan and I talk about stuff and we end up nerding out and talking about games.

Episode 9

Prodigal Son
Featuring Nigel

In this episode I get a surprise visit from my oldest son, Nigel. He's been listening and he has things to talk about! Aliens, ghosts and even a theory about...Carol Baskin! We still have to talk about covid but who isn't?! It's getting to be a regular family reunion around here!

Episode 8

Pigeon Hole
Featuring Producer Dan

After being locked up for 6 weeks we finally stop talking about the virus! JUST KIDDING! (its all we talk about.) :) Actually Dan and I do a pretty good job of discussing entertainment options, approaches, techniques and we might actually mention a show or two after a brief segment which may or may not involve a disease.

Episode 7

The Alien King
Featuring My Dad

So, in this episode, I try a phone conversation with my Dad who has some interesting ideas about aliens and their role with this virus! We also reminisce about music and the good old days. Settle in for a not so typical parent conversation (if your parent happens to believe in aliens!)

Episode 6

What's Your Conspiracy?
Featuring Producer Dan

Did you hear the one about the virus that came and took over everything and ruined everyone's lives? No? Well, we have you covered. Today's Topic: Conspiracy Theories!

Episode 5

The Hippy
Featuring David Ortiz

I sit down with my vendor and who knows, possible cousin David Ortiz. We discuss such things as being a modern hippy and sustainable gardens. A little Covid just to be consistent and maybe some Banana Splits!

Episode 4

Hold That Tiger!
Featuring Producer Dan

Episode 4 finds us on safari with the great Tiger King! Oh, and we might discuss this whole virus thing since it keeps coming up. Also, we may or may not touch on the care and feeding of baby tigers and offer tips on how to blow up your zoo empire. 1 month down, only 4 more til normal...

Episode 3

Caboose
Featuring Producer Doc

In our third attempt at an episode. Dan and I go on and on about (sigh) COVID, sheltering out of place and doing your best to find some sort of normalcy in your life. Our in studio guest is a dog named Caboose. So, sit back and enjoy and please remain 6ft back from this podcast. Do your part people!

Episode 2

quaRANTine
Featuring Producer Dan

In episode two, Dan and I rant about the rights and wrongs of starting a podcast, the proper way to quarantine yourself and we make predictions about how week 2 of lockdown is going to go. Stay safe and stay away please.

Episode 1

This is not a drill!
Featuring Producer Dan

In the first episode, I sit down with my producer Dan and welcome everyone to the podcast. We ramble on about Sacramento, The Coronavirus, Being told to shelter in place and your fearless leader, Orange 45.